Pickle Llama Opens Access Database Nobody Has Opened Since 2011; Regional IT Provider Files Complaint
Asked how he opened it, he said, “I clicked it.”
A database that a regional IT provider had described for eleven years as “corrupted beyond recovery” was opened on Wednesday by the Pickle Llama, who clicked it.
The file, which holds the company’s entire parts catalogue, had been the subject of three recovery quotes, two migration proposals, and a standing line item on the IT budget. It was last opened in 2011 by a warehouse supervisor named Gary, who left in 2013 and is not returning anyone’s calls.
The provider has since filed a formal complaint, alleging that the Llama circumvented an active engagement.
Asked how he had opened the database, the Llama said, “I clicked it.” Asked whether the file had ever been corrupted, he chewed for some time and then said, “No.”
The parts catalogue is now searchable. The IT budget is not.
“I clicked it.”