Two-Day Leadership Offsite on Daily 7 A.M. Crash Costs Thirteen Times the Fix
The follow-up offsite is planned for spring. The crash is planned for 7:00 a.m.
Banff, Alta.By Gazette staffOct 29
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The Offsite Issue
Thursday, 29 October 2026 · 4 stories · one ad break · one letterSoftware Vendor Closes $612,000 Deal on 14th Fairway, Declines to Demonstrate Software
The contract was witnessed by a beverage cart.
London, Ont.By Gazette staffOct 29
Employees Complete Three-Hour Software Training Six Weeks Before Receiving Logins
Attendees were asked to practice by imagining the buttons.
Monterrey, N.L.By Gazette staffOct 29
Pickle Llama Reads Entire Safety Binder, Finds Two Procedures Still in Use
One of them is to call Dale. Dale retired in 2021.
Tulsa, Okla.By Gazette staffOct 29
No. 3
The Dispatcher Issue
Tuesday, 15 September 2026 · 4 stories · one ad break · one letterLogistics Firm Hires Fourth Dispatcher to Manage Spreadsheet That Tracks the Other Three
The workbook contains 41 tabs and one macro nobody will touch. It is opened by all four employees simultaneously each morning.
Hamilton, Ont.By Gazette staffSep 15
Area Distributor’s ERP Rollout Enters Its Fourteenth Year of Phase Two
Officials describe the milestone as “on track.”
Red Deer, Alta.By Gazette staffSep 15
Pickle Llama Found Standing in Dispatch Office at 5:40 A.M.; Staff Unsure How He Got In
The building has one door. It was locked. He was inside it.
Thunder Bay, Ont.By Gazette staffSep 15
Why we let an AI-generated llama do our marketing
Satire is specific by definition, and specificity is what separates this from generic AI content.
Mérida, Yuc.By John HeslopSep 15
No. 2
The Consultant Issue
Tuesday, 1 September 2026 · 3 stories · one ad break · one letterTransformation Consultant Delivers 90-Slide Deck Recommending Second Deck
The second deck is expected to recommend a workshop.
Mississauga, Ont.By Gazette staffSep 1
Pickle Llama Opens Access Database Nobody Has Opened Since 2011; Regional IT Provider Files Complaint
Asked how he opened it, he said, “I clicked it.”
Saltillo, Coah.By Gazette staffSep 1
Pickle Llama Walks Out of Steering Committee Mid-Sentence; Committee Continues Steering Nothing
Minutes record the departure as “noted.”
Bakersfield, Calif.By Gazette staffSep 1
No. 1
The Inaugural Issue, Reprinted Under Protest
Tuesday, 18 August 2026 · 4 stories · one ad break · one letterWho Is Really Funding Phase Two? Part One of a Series the Gazette Expects to Never Finish
Documents obtained by the Gazette show a discovery phase that has itself entered discovery.
UndisclosedBy the Gazette investigations deskAug 18
Pickle Llama Delivers Working Software Same Afternoon, Briefly Investigated for Fraud
It ran. That was the problem.
Fort McMurray, Alta.By Gazette staffAug 18
Rare Photograph Believed to Show the Pickle Llama, Undated
Provenance unknown. The Gazette prints it without comment.
Location unknownBy Gazette staffAug 18
Rail Yard Inspection Clipboard Celebrates 30 Years of Service, Receives Plaque
The clipboard was not available for comment. It was in use.
Winnipeg, Man.By Gazette staffAug 18